kiel (kale)

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whats kiel (kale)?
a twink.

by miuimu May 14, 2023

Kiel

The sweetest boyfriend you'll ever have. He has the biggest heart despite having the mind of a killer. But don't worry, he won't kill you if he loves you. He's insanely silly and you can never tell when he's joking. He's very funny and you'll fall insanely in love with his eyes.

Is it kiel or kale?

I love kiel.

Pronounced like Kyle but not rapist vibes.

by Ilovekielnotkale July 24, 2022

Kiel

A name of a redneck white guy who is genetically probed to being unlikled. He is unable to talk to women and has a mass of appx 2 black holes (has never seen 2 black holes if u know what im sayin)

Kiel has no game (he smells funny)

by LukIamyourfather February 04, 2024

Kiel

a weirdo

Person 1: Oh look it's Kiel
Person 2: EW he's a weirdo

by A very sane person May 24, 2024

Kiel

Possibly the dumbest fucking way to spell Kyle. Annoying as fuck and horrible at video games.

I wouldn't want to be a kiel v; XD

by XXOMWTFYBXX October 24, 2019

The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

Cowardly Kiel

Someone unwilling to stand up for themselves or loved ones. Always takes the easy way out.

We knew he was a cowardly Kiel when he sat complacently listening to those around him denigrate his family.

by On A War Path Wife June 04, 2020