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Keystone

The keystone is known as a stone that holds certain materials together in a bridge or arch. The keystone is also in correlation with the commonwealth of Pennsylvania (PA) including road signs and government department logos. Pennsylvania was named "The Keystone State" after its pivotal role in the civil war between the north and south. This unofficial term can also be used to refer to a native Pennsylvanian or it can be used as a sentence enhancer in multiple forms/tenses such as Keystonin, Keystoned, etc...
Jim: Hey what's up my keystoners do yinz wanna take a trip to Latrobe?
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
by JettGoss April 11, 2023
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keystroker

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Keystone Car Wash

A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.

Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
by KCWInvetor September 7, 2010
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Drink That Keystone

A drinking game. Heres the rules:

somebody will challenge you to this game. not accepting the challenge makes you look soft, so its almost never turned down. the challenger will supply you with a keystone light.

1) You must drink a keystone light in under 1 minute, if you go over a minute, you lose.

2) the can cannot touch your lips or face, if it does, you lose.

3) there must be a constant steady flow of keystone pouring out of the can. if the flow stops, you lose.

4) Some spillage is allowed.

5) If you lose, you must give the person who challenged you your hat(if wearing one) AND left shoe. the challenger decides when to give back the hat and shoe, usually its later in the party.

6) If you win, the challenger must give you another keystone light and announce that you "won that keystone!" you are then allowed to announce to your friends that you "won that keystone!"
I played Drink That Keystone and got drenched in beer.
by ChaDMcBaDD September 6, 2009
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low key stoner

someone who doesn't seem like they'd be a stoner but actually is. an unconventional stoner if you will
"oh yea you know her? she is such a low key stoner, never would've expected that"
by ktp1823 March 12, 2019
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keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.
by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008
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KeyStoning

"what are you doing this weekend?"
"i dont know but im keystoning"
by TheAppleZ January 28, 2007
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