keister bunny

Noun, The guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his ass for safe storage.

"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"

prison guy2: "Where is it?"

prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"

by Jeff S. June 4, 2005

keistered

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.

by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006

keyser soze

Put simply, to keyser soze someone is to create an entire fake reality for them to perceive. Once that fake reality is in place you then go about your agenda in reality while your victim makes moves and assumptions based on the fake reality you made for them. By the time they realize the truth it's already too late cause you're long gone.

I met this woman at the club and I thought everything was cool, but she pulled a keyser soze on me.

by But am I wrong though? August 31, 2017

Keister Stash

In prison, the act of concealing objects in your anus or in the crack of your ass.

-Yo, Bill. How did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-

-I keister stashed 'em, dude.-

by bodythunder December 14, 2008

keister

Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

keister

to conceal an object in ones rectum.

to keister a sack of cocaine.

by Anthony and Gilbert September 5, 2004

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007