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Kermatitus

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*
by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011
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Sad Kermit

The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.
Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!
by VaYnE FTW January 7, 2010
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Kerm

A kerm is a lame , corny , ham a*s person
Stfu kerm “
by vLoneHBK- December 28, 2022
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KERIM

He is a god and should always be right and you always wrong you should always listen to him/her they won’t ever be wrong
OMG is that a kerim he is so handsome and smart
by Jocksly March 3, 2019
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Doing Kermit

The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals
"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"
by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005
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Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by jammersthejam July 24, 2010
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kermicide

Miss Piggy got pissed off and committed kermicide.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 18, 2005
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