The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.
Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.
by Expired Tiddy Milk October 1, 2019
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by cones90 September 28, 2009
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a name signifying mental and emotional strength in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or temptation courageously. Most often a person of high class, rank, or grade; stylish; admirably smart; elegant.
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to be of or like Kersting.
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a name signifying mental and emotional strength in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or temptation courageously. Most often a person of high class, rank, or grade; stylish; admirably smart; elegant.
-adjective:
to be of or like Kersting.
noun You're an amazing individual. Your compasion and intelligence are exceeded only by your ability to master any situation in which life places you. You're courageous, bold, and one of the most interesting people in the world. You must be a Kersting.
adjective The way you handled yourself during that disaster was so kersting.
adjective The way you handled yourself during that disaster was so kersting.
by Grassfinger May 26, 2010
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Whoa! Why are you puking so much?!"..."Couldn't pass the Keystone Challenge, my dude"..."HAHAHHA GAME OVER!
by NoCeilings July 4, 2010
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Ted: I ended up fucking Terry last night.
Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
by lxatu August 17, 2010
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by Egolistick November 18, 2004
Get the keystone ice mug.The keystone is known as a stone that holds certain materials together in a bridge or arch. The keystone is also in correlation with the commonwealth of Pennsylvania (PA) including road signs and government department logos. Pennsylvania was named "The Keystone State" after its pivotal role in the civil war between the north and south. This unofficial term can also be used to refer to a native Pennsylvanian or it can be used as a sentence enhancer in multiple forms/tenses such as Keystonin, Keystoned, etc...
Jim: Hey what's up my keystoners do yinz wanna take a trip to Latrobe?
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
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