A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.
I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.
by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009
I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
by Dick Onchin November 10, 2020
With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.
by John E August 05, 2005
An extremely large mistake in regards to one's academic lifestyle. Extremely popular in Canada's capital of Ottawa, Ontario, this term originated from a school which hosted an unnecessarily rigorous academic program which caused so much strife among its population that the school name was turned into a common slang term.
Honestly, I shouldn't have made a kernel bye and taken AP chemistry... I'm almost flunking the class.
by Quazister January 26, 2018
Diarrhoea (or diarrhea, depending on your linguistic preference). Contrast with core dump, which is solid.
by varn_ix July 17, 2008
Where you deep fry your dick before getting head and after nutting she says “it’s finger licking good”
George: Have you tried the kernel sander?
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head
by Ur brother a mother March 13, 2018
The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".
This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.
This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.
" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "
by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009