kernel panic

The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.

While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.

by Nicholas Arnold August 5, 2008

kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

by kaptain kernel September 15, 2016

Kernel Sanders

The act of placing a KFC bucket on your head and screaming I have the power then picking up a kernel of corn and taping it to your penis and wanking with sandpaper until no corn is left and if you ejaculate before it's gone you must dip it in your semen and eat it

Omg Kernel Sanders are amazing

by Geoffry Gomul June 28, 2013

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

Kernel-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls corn kernels and butter at zombies, but has a chance to throw butters at the Zombies.

"Kernel-pult is a pretty good plant for me in conjunction with Snow Peashooter, it can be mind-blowing which this one small combination of plants."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

kernel modeset

thing that sets display resolution on your PC, a nerdy way of saying kms

"my crush got turned off by my linux rambling I'm going to commit kernel modeset" - OP

by iskam October 13, 2023

Kernel Corn

Is an annoying piece of shit character in Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 in which people immediately husk hop when they see a zombie on there screen

They also like to finish you off with a shuck shot or stupid case scenario shuck shot right after husk hopping

This fucking Kernel Corn

by ToiletDuck21 January 6, 2024