kerdonkulous

soft and creamy
weak

that ice cream was kerdonkulous

by seamus finnigan September 8, 2008

kerbal

An time consuming abyss of a game that is so enjoyable that you lose all track of time while reaching for the extents of space.

Hey man what are you doing up at 3 A.M.?
Oh shit its 3?? I kerbaled out.

by dsrc September 21, 2013

Kerb Burglar

(n) (sometimes "curb") New Zealand/Australian term for someone (usually a student) who trawls the streets the night before a kerb-side Council cleanup of household goods, looking for anything they might find useful or valuable before it's disposed of the following morning.

I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them

by KiwiWordsmith June 9, 2013

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

kebron

Usually a dark chocolate male who goes for the swedish and italians. Your secrets are safe with him but he will always want to know everything from you.

"What was Daniel telling you earlier?"
"Come on bro stop being a Kebron"

by Shrimp D March 11, 2018

Kerblasted

The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)

After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.

by Slimjakie October 26, 2016

KerGoated

Cracked and goated in the same word, means you are extremely good or bad at something.

Nick helmetag KerGoated his hammy in gym today. I am KerGoated in fortnite.

by Beast5W October 23, 2019