Kenyon

A person who is good at everything, from construction, to hunting, fishing, sports, with a big dose of mental acuity.

Wow, that’s dude’s a Kenyon.

Ya, dude, I knew it!

by klkenyon777 September 18, 2019

Kenyon College

A sick-ass school full of kids who are pretty smart but have other priorities than just academics. Lots of hipsters and bros, but there are also plenty of people don't fit into stereotypes but get along fine with those who do. Professors are pretty chill, the swimmers are D3 gods (D3, but still), the campus looks like Hogwarts and the chicks have been looking better in recent years. Students know how to party; Shock Your Mama and Summer Sendoff are Keystone-fueled shit shows, but students do everything else pretty well too, from saving the environment to putting on theater productions to forcing unwanted members of the administration to resign.

Alumni include Rutherford B. Hayes, Paul Newman, Bill Watterson and Ted from How I Met Your Mother, all paragons of awesomeness.

Ivy League Kid: You go to Kenyon College? Like, Africa?
Kenyon Kid: No, in Ohio, and I get some every weekend because liberal arts schools have a sweet guy-girl ratio, and there isn't much else to do other than study or party or go hiking in the wilderness.
Ivy League Kid: Sounds fun, but I have to go write fourteen essays and postulate some calculus theories.
Kenyon Kid: I'll probably get a higher-paying job than you because I do a ton of extracurriculars. Peace out.

by apl1457 February 26, 2009

kennon

A commonly used nickname for the name Dude. Also referring to a very sexy and seductive.

Joey- Hey did you see that Kennon over there?
Bob- Hell yeah shes sexy AND sedcutive!

by kjsflkjdflkjadf June 10, 2008

Kejong

The Sasak word for Erection (Sasak is an Indonesian Language).

KEJONG!!!!

by Standingup! November 6, 2009

kenyona

Kenyona is awsome female and very spiritual

Kenyona is a spirt wolf

by Blood mist March 28, 2017

kenon

The most laid back, easy going, down to Earth guy you will ever meet with a combination of intelligence, craftiness, and loyalty that will keep you asking "where have you been all my life". Kenon's are very easily distracted making time management a challenge, but works well under pressure, so every task, although procrastinated, will be completed. Naturally cuddly and loving, extremely considerate and has high situational awareness. Nothing gets past a Kenon.

Kenon is the man of my life!

by just looking at you July 13, 2017

Kenyon

A friggen master at every including Pokémon battles. He can win any hot chick's heart with a sexy look with fingerguns. Kenyon is everyone's favorite and is the hottest , sexiest Pokémon master you'll ever meet. He is a friggen' god.

Kenyon is the best at Pokémon. He battles in such a hot way

by Pokémonmaster July 19, 2017