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Kemper

Kemper is a very pretty, nice, funny, and athletic girl. She is timid around large groups, but once you get her out of her shell she is a wild one. In a relationship she will be trustworthy and loyal to any person. She does not give up easily and is a badass woman who does not care about other individuals. She herself is independent and will love anyone for who they are but is not afraid to share her opinion.
Person: “oh my god, who was that!”
Person: “oh her that was kemper, she is awesome
by Striped pants November 20, 2018
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kemper

Verb: To ejaculate
Noun: Semen
I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!
by douchey1476 May 3, 2005
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Kemper

A smart, loyal, little, person that laughs when you yell.
Kemper

Wasup
by Somebody 374683632842736 January 8, 2019
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Kempston Mouth

the taste of vagina mixed with the lingering taste of alcohol that remains in your mouth throughout the day because the individual has eaten out a chick the night before after being very drunk and then was unable to brush their teeth throughout the day.
"man i had the taste of kempston mouth throughout the day because of that crazy night."
by AKemps June 23, 2009
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Kemper McTwister

-the kemper mctwister or (KMT) is actually a very serious problem that deals with being rapidly airborne. often during a very windy baseball game a kemp is likely to be hurled into the air by a dust tornado(twister). this is actually a very serious and scary moment for a dwarfy person. during the expirence one is often spotted scrambling for a McDonalds "McGriddles" biscuit so that he can stick his dong in the middle and beat off with the warm sensation rubbing on his pecker. thats why its called a Kemper McTwister
as i threw out the first pitch i spotted a rare Kemper McTwister in left field. i also noticed a McGriddles raper on the ground after the game. wonder where that was from??
by adkins...biotch April 15, 2005
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kemper

All was calm until John entered the room. The bad news he delivered kempered the others in the room.
by xana777 February 10, 2010
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kempkestered

Something that is royally messed up.

Derative of KEMPED
That ignorant fool shouldn't have tried to paint his car himself. Now it really looks KEMPKESTERED.
by Willis August 7, 2003
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