kalunkadunk

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

keung

A unintelligent low IQ Asian lacking the skills that the average Asian would have in mathematics.

Nice one, Keung, 2+2=4 not fish.

by TIM SMITH September 29, 2013

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax February 11, 2008

Kelani

the most athletic girl in the world. can beat any other muthafucka out there and gots kickin curves. beautiful eyes and the perfect height and weight. funny, outgoing, niggas her favorite, gots a tropical taste, not scared of nuthin. No one deserves her.

Kelani gots dem niggas draggin.
Dang, you the next Kelani with that jumper!

by phat b March 3, 2011

kelyn

the most amazing friend you could ever ask for. completely in love with a certain book character but that’s what makes conversations GREAT. if you ever find someone named kelyn, swoop em up and be their friend. most kelyn’s are not allo, but if you find an allo straight kelyn, date her , boys. alright. my work here is done

guy: dude i need a kelyn
guy 2: dude but she’s too good for you

by probablynotcool May 23, 2018

keunditioner

Conditioner inspired by Dave Keuning of The Killers. Warning: Will give your hair a life of its own. You also might have an uncontrollable urge to play the guitar, all God-like.

L: Your hair looks AWESOMELY frizztastic. How'd you do it?
S: I used KEUNDITIONER. Jealous?
L: Yes.

by Lupe Vannucci January 14, 2008

kelynn

The most wonderdul nicest person you will ever meet. Usually very talented and outgoing, kelynn's like to do things right and have a good time doing it. They're not slackers!

Kelynn's the nicest girl I know!

by Bratyme532 March 21, 2010