R Kelley

1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.

Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"

by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010

nathalie kelley

A hot australian actress in The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift

Nathalie Kelley has a good looking face and body lol :)

by Nigel N. June 19, 2006

Bishop Kelley

school in Tulsa with gorgeous people

"She's pretty..I bet she went to Kelley"

by Discontented Cascia class of 07 April 28, 2005

kelley sue

Most would expect some biased information being this word is a name, however it stands for something else entirely. When one does a kelley sue, they take some really nasty microwavable food (see hot pocket ) and brings it into an expensive automobile such as a land Rover or a mercedes

I'm in a rush, but I haven't water lunch yet! I need to pull a kelley sue but I don't want to get food all over my new lamborghini. Ehh fuck it I'm rich.

by BiggRigg74 December 2, 2014

Kelley

The truly Irish surname, generally refers to the nature loving irish who are not only good looking but extremely witty.

He's a real Kelley.

You must be a Kelley.

by Simply Stunning April 17, 2007

briana kelley

local sb girl with a body of a stripper (not a bad thing)

"im briana kelley. do i have a body of a stripper? is that a bad thing?"

by 805805805 March 5, 2009

Richard Kelley

A decent film maker who just so happened to create one of the most popular cult movie ever, Donnie Darko. Also known for his other movie, The Box. Which failed to live up to the awesomeness that is Donnie Darko.

That man, Richard Kelley, was a lucky dude with Donnie Darko, The Box gargled major scrotum.

by CoolMoosey January 12, 2011