kelis

an artist that has no idea what the hell she is writing about. milkshakes be the suck, yo.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

kelis

A sloppy mess of an "artist" (did you see the Clipse video??) who should be a has been, but the only reason any gives a rats ass about her is because shes with Nas. Once again adding credence to the old addage, it's not who you know, but who you blow

Yo, I can't believe that chick lost all that weight, she just pulled a Kelis

by JohnnyBravo November 24, 2003

kelis

artist responsible for the musical abomination "milkshake". She is clearly untalented, but her tits make up for it.

(kelis sings)

if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go

by ... January 20, 2004

Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

by matt March 6, 2004

kelis

Some dumb bitch that needs to die.

All her songs suck. Who ever produced "bossy" is an idiot, it sounds like my retarded uncle got hold of "the wrong stuff" and recorded himself playing my little brothers casio keyboard.

Seriously you dumb fucks need to listen to some good music. (rock, classical, and some other stuff)not that god awful rnb shit that you people call music. 90% of rap is shit too. The only hiphop I would consider listening to is JayZ, DJ Danger Mouse, Dead Prez, and Jurassic 5.

I hope you die and have a nice day.

Hitler had the right idea he was just an under achiever.
-- Bill Hicks
kelis

by udon'tneedtoknow July 18, 2006

Kelis

A leo female with low self-asteme, but a strong outer and inner shell. Kelis has musical talents and is a creative artist and a nice person towards the people she knows. Kelis can get and attitude and is a strong fighter.

Girl: Bruh Kelis is so pretty but she never thinks so
Kelis: Silent

by K3L!5.F4ZZ November 8, 2018

Kelis

A hugely innovative and refreshing R&B diva,who is horribly misunderstood by the masses.Has had three top notch albums(the 2nd,never released in the US).

Has an understated,retro chic beauty and a wonderfully subtle,sullen and melancholy singing voice.

One who is far better than Beyonce and Ashanti,who are just like all the other mainstream sounding female singers!

Milkshake's not her only brilliant song.Haters,I suggest you listen to Caught Out There,Good Stuff,Get Along With You and Young,Fresh N' New!

by Stix April 8, 2004