Keizer

Another word for “swag”

meaning quite possibly the coolest and swaggiest person in the entire universe

Hey do you know kelsey? Yeah she’s a total Keizer.

by Kdawgswagmoney October 17, 2021

Keizer

A city in Oregon who became their own city in the 80s instead of being North Salem. It has the highest meth use in the United States, and is home to many people who use weed and other drugs.
It's full of judgmental people who only respect other people like them. Most kids attend McNary High School (which is the preppy, white high school of both cities) and expect everyone else to have just as much money as their families. Most kids use their parent's money to buy drugs, brand new cars such as hummers, bmws, and vipers, and brand name clothing. Most kids here would fit in well with the kids from My Super Sweet 16.

The city of Keizer is insane.

by KeizerKid December 9, 2008

keizersheckt

fag, i made this word up way back in the day

you are such a keizersheckt

by chris October 5, 2004

Kezele

To brutally abuse a innocent friend, repeatedly and painfully, for no reason, using japanese moves, and still remain friends afterwards.

He just did a Kezele to that poor little boy named Shawn!

by Shawn Diamond June 10, 2006

Kiezel

Use to masturbate to step-mom. Is a pre-teen but sounds like a 9 year old playing ROBLOX. When gets demoted in Raizino streams, he beg for it to get it back. Makes fun of people age and gay people for believing it’s funny .

Man Kiezel is such a dork to Zada

by Yeet and yoinked boi January 1, 2019

Tony Keitel

one of the most pure, loved, sweet and beautiful human beings ever!

Tony Keitel is a lovely person! And he's so pretty!
I know right, every time I see them I'm shocked at his beauty!

by hellobestie June 14, 2021

Keiseling

When masturbating in the shower, insert 1-2 fingers rectally. Repeat until desired pleasure is met.

Last night I was keiseling, when I came all over the ceiling in the shower.

by Aaron6389 December 3, 2010