keistered

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.

by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006

Dick Kisser

Extremely flamboyant homosexual who craves massive amounts of Cock and likes getting pounded in the brown eye.

When Grimey resorts to his pillow biting ways and the Gas Man is pounding him in the ass, he asks "how do you balls feel? Dick Kisser!"

by JTD November 9, 2006

harrison koisser

lead singer of the Birmingham indie/alternative rock band Peace. His real name is Harry but he's too sassy for that so he calls himself Harrison. He is also fucking beautiful and has the best hair and fashion sense in the music industry.

"have you heard that new band Peace?"
"yeah, i love Harrison Koisser's vocals!"

by alex turnah November 13, 2013

Keister Stash

In prison, the act of concealing objects in your anus or in the crack of your ass.

-Yo, Bill. How did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-

-I keister stashed 'em, dude.-

by bodythunder December 14, 2008

Urban Ass-kisser

1) A person who comes to Urbandictionary.com and posts the name of the person who they hope (probably in vain) to some day end up with. These people flood urbandictionary with thousands of useless definitions in the hopes that (Insert name here) will see it.

2) A self-aggrandizing loser.

1) chris conway

2) Alex Hall

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004

pickle kisser

A man who is sexually attracted to and/or has sex with a man.

Dan plays for the other team... He's a pickle kisser.

by NeBoi June 1, 2006

kisser

1. Mouth
2. Face

1. I'll kock you right in the fucking kisser.
2. That girl has a nice kisser.

by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004