"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."
After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.
Julius...it enlarges the cock.
After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.
Julius...it enlarges the cock.
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Kessler is a guy who is perfect in every way hes amazing funny and great to be around. He's super handsome and turns everyones head.
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2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
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Get the keeler mug.The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.
Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.
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