Keatley

Keatley is a non common name but means a lot. Keatley is kind, creative, confident and has a LOT of talents! But don't get on her bad side, she can be feisty or emotional. Keatley enjoys sports and nature. She loves family and friends over everything. She is naturally beautiful and knows it but doesn't show it. If you are lucky enough to meet a Keatley don't give her up

"Hi my name is Keatley!"

by Ampont February 14, 2022

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david kelley

definition of man whore

"you're acting like a david kelley rn"

by jewishnegrobitch December 31, 2019

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A Kelley

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

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R Kelley

1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.

Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"

by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010

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Kalley

Kalle's are one of a kind, they have a big booty and they usually have big boobs. They love to makeout, there great kissers. there excellent huggers, they'll kiss you even if your the same gender. there loud and they love hanging out with friends. they absolutely adore Eddie's(: kalley's willl even hug strangers, they dont really care what other people think of them so the'll say whats on there ,ind in front of your face. Kalley's are fighter's they'll beat your ass anyday just because they feel like it. they dont care if they get in trouble there not worried about getting in trouble. and there very popular and sexy.

Thug: Did you meet that chick kalley?
Guy: man everybody knows her for her ass, she's so thick.
Thug&Guy:Daaaaaaamnn!

by Eddiey August 8, 2009