kantot

ang paglabas-masok ng tite sa puke o sa puwet o sa kahit na anong butas ng katawan.

kantutin mo si ineng sa ilong.

by hamabba-ratbu October 21, 2003

Katoot your pants

Where you fart and maybe SHIT your pants!

Sarah: Did you just katoot your pants???
Angel: HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU— wait... yeah..

by 🕷 grunger 🕷 May 5, 2019

kanookus

Nothing in particular, but something you should not get caught in.

Don’t get caught in the kanookus bro.
Don’t put your nose in the kanookus.

by Big chungusps4 July 22, 2022

kratos kanboor

A person who is a worthless garbage

Bruh this dude is such a kratos kanboor I asked him to help me in a project but he is not doing anything

by krakapoo March 20, 2020

The Great Kantou Desert

A phrase inspired by the popular TV series "Desert Punk". The phrase can be used as an insult as well as a compliment. "Owning the Desert" would make you the main character of the series "Desert Punk", stating that you are in complete control over a situation or things are going well for you. "Lost in the Kantou Desert" would mean you lost control over the situation, or you are downright hopeless. Also can be interpreted into a taunt of some kind. It can be cut down to terms like Kantou, Owning the Desert, etc.

Also see "Desert Punk"

Guy A: I finally got John to stop hitting on my girlfriend!

Guy B: Way to own the Kantou bro!

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*Guy A Destroys opponent in Call of Duty*

Guy A: I OWN THIS DESERT!!!

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Guy A: I have to study for an entire midterm in one night.

Guy B: Man, you are lost in the desert.

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Guy A: I finally got that raise, I've been trying to get for about a year.

Guy B: Good job man, The Great Kantou Desert is yours for the taking!

by Anonymous234785 January 28, 2009

Kanoodling

The gross behaviours of a new couple. The overtly lovey-dovey actions that sicken everyone not in that relationship.
Usually in the form of cuddling and un-nessecary giggling as a result of public tickling.

"Omg, look at Suzy and Tommy Kanoodling in the corner."
"Yea, they should get a room."

{BARF}

by Sydney; [SMD] =] January 22, 2008

Kantro

Derrogitary term for a fat-assed whale who has no idea what the fuck they are talking about.

Two things nedd to happen to that Kantro over there :1 they need the shit beat out of them 2 Can you say Jenny Craig?

by Mo-high student September 30, 2004