Kangaboo

You know koreaboos, weaboos, etc? This is the same idea, except for Australia. (Doing stereotypical things for that culture in an attempt to become a part of that culture, in this case Australian (which is funny, because in some ways Australia is just a blend of different cultures)) Side note: I thought this up, thought it was funny, and so added it to the Urban DIctionary.

You dream of riding a kangaroo to school? You must be a Kangaboo!

by AnArticulateAustralian January 24, 2018

Literal Kangaroo

A marsupial, from the macropodidae family, that Dave Rubin claimed to see in Australia.

Dave Rubin: "Do you know this about Australia? They've got kangaroos running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo phssew just like that."

Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."

Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."

by Some Purpledude September 17, 2019

kangaroo

What we Australians use or ride to get from A to B.

My kangaroo was so slow on the way to school today, it felt like i was riding a koala.

by Scott Graham June 11, 2005

kangaroo petrol

Special fuel that causes manual transmission vehicles to travel in short spurts, stopping and starting intermittently. Coincidentally, the true power of kangaroo petrol can only be unlocked by drivers with little experience driving manual transmission vehicles.

Louie - Gee Walters, looks like there's too much kangaroo petrol in that there gas tank for you to handle.

Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.

Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.

by malarky2020 February 23, 2010

Kangaroo Hug

In Australia everything is down under. Therefore, a kangaroo hug is a mouth hug.

How about you pay me in Kangaroo hugs?

by SomeDudeOnTheInternetOK July 27, 2018

Kangarooing

Kangarooing is using overly academic language to try and explain or discuss concepts to someone who may or may not have a background in academia. Kangarooing happens often in activist circles where middle class college educated people will speak in overly academic language, assuming that the rest of the group is also college educated and can understand them.

Kangarooing is also used to obfuscate or obscure the point in an attempt to trick the victim into agreeing with something they may not understand, so that they don't seem stupid.

The term is a reference to an episode of the sitcom "Friends" wherein Joey wrote a letter using the thesaurus section on Microsoft Word for every single word and signed the letter as "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani".

Judith: "That the power regimes of heterosexism and phallogocentrism seek to augment themselves through a constant repetition of their logic, their metaphysic, and their naturalized ontologies does not imply that repetition itself ought to be stopped—as if it could be."

Megan: "Stop kangarooing and explain in standard English please"

by Fiver5 March 19, 2017

kangawallafox

The Kangawallafox is a viscious nocturnal creature native to Australia, which is the result of the natural cross breeding between kangaroos, wallabys and foxes. Because of it's highly viscious nature it will eat it's relatives, kangaroos, wallabys and foxes as well as any other living organisms and occasionally car bodies. Often seen only for a split second, whilst hunting its prey, jumping out in front of cars often to try and devour them.

Waring this creature may appear cute & cuddly.

Jim: What happened to ya car mate?
Tom: Fuckin bloody Kangawallafox!

by Roy J November 7, 2006