kangaroo

A person who cares for children (in Spain).

Do you know why there are so many kangaroos in Australia?
Because the parents are always going out partying.

by Manolo_in_Zaragoza October 28, 2011

kangaroos

My cool shoes.

I'll stick my kangaroos in yo' ass if yer not careful.

by Rumpus February 18, 2004

kangaroo

People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.

" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."

by jo mama October 3, 2004

kangaroo

The offspring of a donkey and rabbit.

"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer

by Bending Rodriquez January 30, 2008

kangaroo

the act of a male jumping up and down without any pants on, thus making his testicles go up and down.

billy, put your pants back on and stop doing the kangaroo

by urf October 25, 2003

kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

Sorry I couldn't get to the phone when you called, I was kangarooing.

by Spike and Gwabby October 23, 2007

kangaroo

to convict someone with false evidence

They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009