by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 10, 2009
Get the klandle mug.Kandela is a pretty girl who is very interested in musical theatre. She is very intelligent, and very funny. Be careful of what you say and do around her, because if you piss her off, don't plan on pissing her off again.
1. "Say what?!?! You pissed off a Kandela?? Don't expect to fall asleep tonight, dude!"
2. "I say she's VERY Kandela. She should have gotten the lead."
2. "I say she's VERY Kandela. She should have gotten the lead."
by abcpurpleOrAnge April 10, 2012
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Get the paper kindle mug.When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
by Sacredfart November 17, 2022
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by Koolaidman08 August 19, 2019
Get the Kandie mug.A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"
"dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that's what I call pulling a kindler!"
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