kalervo

kalervo is the best person you will meet in your life. He is the nicest person you have in your life, this guy is gonna bring smile to your face always no matter what. hes handsome and cute all the girls go crazy about her. he is just the best!

that guy is just like kalervo

by amuq November 30, 2018

Aman kaler

A awsome guy who is funny and smart. Quite strong but a little shy when young. Also can make lots of friends easily.

An Aman Kaler walked in the room

by Splats March 22, 2021

kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003

kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?

in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"

by Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation) May 25, 2003

Kalerpillar

The little furry scary things that crawl around on the ground.

"Chelsea, don't eat that Kalerpillar, yo.... you get disease up in yo belly"

by H-cat, P-dog, D-bird April 21, 2009