by Juliana April 18, 2005
Get the Kalene mug.Most beautiful man ever. He is the official Jewish Pope and the best Jewish person to exist, and he's such a little goof ball!
by father vinnith May 6, 2022
Get the Kalen mug.Kalena is one amazing girl. She is an artist who enjoys dancing, writing, reading, and dancing. She can sing very well but doesn’t let people know it. Kalena’s are normally very self confident, and care a lot about themselves., and their appearance. They usually have a lot of money and spend it all on other people, they care more about other people’s happiness more than their own. Kalena’s are very active and like sports, so Kalena’s are generally very skinny. They enjoy activity’s such as running, swimming, biking, hiking, etc. Kalena’s are EXTREMLY HOT, and can steal anyone’s man at any time. If a Kalena has a crush on you, you better do whatever you can to get with her.(you have no idea how many people are trying to do that) They never jump from boy to boy, and if they have liked someone for more than a year, they are most likely to marry that person. Although the many boys that are trying to get with her, she will remain loyal to her lover. And Kalena’s are very popular, they are very funny and can make anyone laugh. Everyone loves to be around her and is always the center of attention. Kalena’s are the best!
Matt: “wow, Kalena is so pretty”
Zach: “dude I already told you, I called dibs”
Brock: “no I did”
Chris: “I think we all did”
Zach: “yeah, but she likes Adam”
Adam: “wait she does?NICE!”
Kalena: “hey guys!”
all: “HEY THERE!!”
Zach: “which one of us do you like?”
Kalena: “...”
Zach: “dude I already told you, I called dibs”
Brock: “no I did”
Chris: “I think we all did”
Zach: “yeah, but she likes Adam”
Adam: “wait she does?NICE!”
Kalena: “hey guys!”
all: “HEY THERE!!”
Zach: “which one of us do you like?”
Kalena: “...”
by pinkiepie625 March 23, 2019
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by tu madre es muy bonita June 17, 2018
Get the Kalena mug.Kaleigh is always trying to protect others from getting hurt. She'd pick anyone over herself. She's a hopeless romantic and if she loses someone she really cares about, she lingers on it. She's a lover of sports and loves to go on adventures. looks don't really matter to her. It's what's on the inside that counts. And if she knows what she wants, she goes for it until it's hers. She doesn't like holding grudges so she tries to be friends with everyone. She wants everyone to like her as much as she likes them. She tries to be happy but when she isn't she likes to keep it to herself. She only opens up to Sertain people.
by Knmnicole June 15, 2017
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- "Hey man I could really use a Kale Salad right now..."
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"
by KingofDefinitions June 11, 2019
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