Kalana

THE HEAVENS, THE SKY, THE ROYAL ONE (in Hawaiian);

FORGIVENESS: derivation of Kala-kala (formal and binding statement to the effect: I release you from the wrong, thus I may be released from it) - the official unentanglement of all parties

(This is where the word kalana comes from, and why it doesn't just mean 'forgiveness' in the English sense, because that denotes blame and victimization, but 'forgiveness' as a recognition that the world is not a perfect place, and none of us are perfect beings.)

Kalana as a pro-noun; or for use in Hawaiian language

by RED SOUL February 7, 2010

Big Kahuna

A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.

I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.

by sir manth February 9, 2009

kawana

Beautiful smart woman, with a heart of gold. A person who would give her last. Honest and loyal to the end. Don't let the pretty face fool you she will fuck a bitch up.

I saw beautiful Kawana hanging with her friends at the movies.

by Milan,B August 16, 2016

katana

A slightly-curved, single-edged sword carried by the samurai in fuedal Japan. Contrary to popular belief, the katana was not the primary weapon used by samurai, and was mostly used only for dueling or ceremonial purposes. Over the last few decades, movies and anime have exaggerated the sharpness and durability of the weapon to a point where many people now believe katanas to be some kind of indestructable super-sword.

"Following World War II, many American GIs brought home katanas looted from Japanese officers."

by Deej July 16, 2004

Redneck Katana

A piece of rebar, or other very heavy material, with a grip made of tape at the end. This is designed to simulate a sword for forms, while ramping up the challenge involved.

Hiro is in his 20-by-30 at the U-Stor-It. He is spending a little time in Reality, as per the suggestion of his partner. The door is open so that ocean breezes and jet exhaust can blow through. All the furniture - the futons, the cargo pallet, the experimental cinderblock furniture - has been pushed up against the walls. He is holding a one-meter-long piece of heavy rebar with tape wrapped around one end to make a handle. The rebar approximates a katana, but it is very much heavier. He calls it redneck katana.
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson

by mortal sky September 8, 2010

kohana

A beautiful girl who is strong willed and focused on her future. She is very kind and giving to others. She loves the earth and all the animals and plants on it. She is spontaneous and easy to get along with.

Her name is Kohana.

by Jon Keighley December 20, 2016

King Kahuna

A rude, malicious, tyrannical person who took advantage of Natural Selection's best modder (see wordVoogru/word). Was known to use cheats that was accidentally implemented into NSAdmin. In the end, he was ousted by Voogru and the community of voogru.com. Upon his ousting, he deliberately stooped to the intelligence level capable of a 3rd grader, using ban threats, IRC insults, and even threatening to call the FBI on people in false accusations.

Commonly seen with lapdogs kittymor and Landshark, and his prepubescent idiot of a son, Prince Kahuna.

Also seen in urbandictionary.com making up false stories so bad, the critics want to hold a .357 to their head screaming "END IT NOW!"

Synonyms: wordasshat/word

NSPlayer: Hey King, where did you get that stuff? Half of that isn't researched yet!
KingKahuna: nsa_ban NSPlayer

by Godfather September 4, 2003