knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020

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knitter

a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine

He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter.

by LaReinaVerde April 4, 2008

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A term used to describe a coarse or rude person, especially with respect to highly technical topics. Nick Burns, your company's comuter guy series of skits on Saturday Night Live perfectly describes someone knittel in nature.

That help desk operator was being a complete knittel...he could have at least been polite in helping me fix my computer.

by William Bowen April 4, 2008

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People Knitter

a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.

My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter!

by phhurricane October 31, 2011

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Gangsta Knitter

A really thug chick who also knits. May also have the words "Pearl" and "Knit" tattooed on her knuckles, gangsta style. this girl will make a really great girlfriend because of her soft knitting side and dope gangsta side.

Damn son! look at the fine ass Gangsta Knitter over there! i wouldnt mind having her around to knit me sweaters.

by ArealGchick November 22, 2009

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