Kiss my shiny metal ass

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

by Vash September 24, 2004

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

Kiss my fat white ass

The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.

John: Hey how are you doing you pompous son of a bitch
Ken: Kiss my fat white ass

Sarah: Hey you skanky hoe whats with all the meat
Barbie: Kiss my fat white ass bitch

by DEATHONASTICK June 13, 2006

Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".

Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009

kiss my asshole

Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.

Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!

by zippojoker August 25, 2009

Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say

Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy

by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025

kissmyass

Another word for Christmas for people who don't like the commercialism/consumerism of the Holiday.

Merry Kissmyass and Crappy New Year!

by Jim Adams July 29, 2008