kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.

squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up

by Dat Man Greg November 25, 2015

Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021

kindergarten whore

A person who kisses one person and then kisses another person the next day

Person 1: Did you see her kiss Don yesterday?

Person 2: Yea, and now she is kissing Dean

Person 1: She is such a kindergarten whore

by Skylyn Mc November 26, 2014

kindergarten crush

A crush you had on someone when you were in kindergarten.

I remember Tori my first kindergarten crush.

by Kris Pulz April 23, 2008

kindergarten booty

when one finishes using the bathroom and accidentally tucks their skirt down the back of their underwear (i.e. as a kindergartener would do unknowingly).

Kathy got a big 'ole butt, and when she has kindergarten booty it's like a solar eclipse!!!

by south quad OGs' August 4, 2007

Kindergarten Complex

When a person adds a needless definition to a free public dictionary already filled with tons of extraneous words and phrases. See retard

"Kindergarten complex. Who the hell needs to know that word?" cried Johnny.

by Rachel May 13, 2005

Kindergarten Gamer

A person who plays video games in a kindergarten fashion.

My cusin Josh is a Kindergarten gamer because he plays a FPS in third person.

by Andrew_86037 July 3, 2006