im gonna kill myself

something u say when something embarrassing happens

oh shit he saw me jerking off, im gonna kill myself

by eunicrn March 23, 2022

screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phrase used when one hates a certain situation

friend 1: “ugh I have work soon, screaming crying killing myself.”

friend 2: “don’t kill yourself!”

friend 1: “it’s a figure of speech babes.”

by h0p3mya April 20, 2022

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

I want to kill myself

When you don't want to live anymore.

Fuck this shit, I quit, I want to kill myself. - Severely depressed people

by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2022

Screaming Crying Killing myself

When you don’t want to do something

Fuck sake i have Maths next, screaming crying killing myself

by Screaming Crying Killingmyself April 20, 2022

I Can't Coman Kill Myself

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.

Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020

im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

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