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Karate

What weak kids think they can use to beat others up.
George: Hey you're my bitch now!
Kid: You shouldn't talk to me that way, I take Karate!
George: Oh yeah, well I can still kick your ass!
by bitchbisquiteer August 15, 2012
mugGet the Karatemug.

Karate

An Asian method of blows and kicks. Karate can be with two people playing. When a person defeats another it might win.
Karate is fun and Genesis plays it with Sarah.
by JulianDB April 23, 2017
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karate

A Japanese martial art.With white belt being the lowest level and the black belt being the highest.
I went to karate ages ago but it was shit so i quit.
by psycho bitch February 26, 2004
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karat

A term used to describe somebodys bling-bling, whether it be a chain, rings, or a grill.
"Open up my mouth and you see mo karats than a salad" -Paul Wall in Grillz
by vissiv January 3, 2006
mugGet the karatmug.

Karate

A sport for the mentally retarded and for the people out there who are pussies and want to tell their friends "I know karate" so they can run off back to thier mummies and cry
" I know karate, watch out"
by Krub March 17, 2017
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Karate

A martial arts style which is totally ineffective in MMA competitions like UFC and Pride. Every time a Karate dude gets in the ring, he is either knocked out or taps out. If you want to learn self defense, study grappling, wrestling, or kick boxing.

Karate is only good against opponents who are untrained. Even then, you still may get knocked out.......
Rick Davis got knocked out by Melvin Guillard at UFC 60. I should have saw that coming.....Rick Davis studied Kenpo Karate!
by transduction June 11, 2006
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Karate Raccoon

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.
I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.
by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020
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