kayak

A 20 foot long, spiked steel dildo with rotating saw blades. It is painted red with the blood with the innocent.

Hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week?

Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!

by Willis B July 4, 2010

Kayaks

A slang term referring to a female's breasts.

Guy #1: Have you seen (insert name here)'s Kayaks?

Guy#2: Damn, those are some good ones.

by Kayaker69 November 11, 2011

Kayaking

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.

Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...

by Zarradeth December 15, 2008

kayak

Euphemism for penis. Think "cock" with an alternate pronunciation.

This girl at camp rode my kayak all summer long.

by 8' Kayak July 25, 2003

kayaking

Smoking weed

she realy liked kayaking

by digifu June 20, 2004

Kayak

The loneliest boat in the sea.
Calling a person a Kayak is calling them a loner.

What a fucking Kayak
Yo Kayak bounce!

by vocabology April 27, 2007

kayaking

When you place two fingers in between a woman's cleavage and move them side to side, creating a wave-like motion. Similar to motorboating but without the "engine."

Wow, I would really like to go kayaking in those boobs.

by Scotty Badfish July 12, 2009