Junie Cakes

"Junie Cakes" Prison slang for your ass.

Tykone Laqueesus: Hey, can I have your Junie Cakes?

Bob: Uh. Yeah, sure.

Tykone Laqueesus: Alright, bend over.

by Tykone Laqueesus April 10, 2020

Junie Cakes

To ask another prison to use their asshole to import/export contraband items

Big, bad prison guy: to, can I get your junie cakes?

Unexpecteding prison noob: sure!
Big,bad prison guy: alright then, I gotta go, I'll be back for those junie cakes

by DCoronaDude June 18, 2017

Junies

A prison-jail name for your asshole.

Don't shower with peaches if you want your junies to stay intact.

by Jasonb1985 December 29, 2018

Junie

An adorable dog who is so annoying, but in a good way. She is so loving no matter what you do and she will always love you. She is so lazy but loves to go on long walks!

A: what’s your dogs name?
B: Her name is Junie
A: wow! She’s such a cute dog!

by QueenSophia April 14, 2019

Juanie

Juanie is someone who is secretly in love with a girl named Lina. She will murder every girl Lina looks at, she will inject her cum in Lina's veins. She has grown a romantic obsession with Lina.

"who's in love with lina?"
"juanie."

by linalations September 4, 2021

Junie

An annoying creature. Almost as if you combined a frog, rat and a hissing cat into one being.

Jesus christ this 'Junie' is doing my head in.

by when ppl see me - damn he peng August 28, 2021

Jounied

To lose all benefits after losing one's job

To be fired twice

This normally relates to people who are made redundant or released early from a contract on full benefits but then go and do something so stupid that they are terminated for cause, losing all.

Employee 1: Can you believe that useless babbling idiot gets to sit at home for the next 4 months on full pay?

Employee 2: Not anymore, he's been Jounied. He got drunk and assaulted the security guard, so they fired his ass!

by Maverik234 February 5, 2010