A little person. You could insinuate that they are midgets but they may bite your ankles. They also tend to be poor at handling their spit when it is mixed with alcohol. You may think they are drooling but they likely will try to deny it by saying that it was just 'watery' puke. They also are known for propositioning people when intoxicated so always bring a dental dam when a Justie is around.
Devin: Yo dude this totally wack chick just asked to make out with me and then drooled all over herself!"
Ian: Oh! you've totally just met a Justie! Protect your ankles!"
Ian: Oh! you've totally just met a Justie! Protect your ankles!"
by DEVINIHNAT&IANSMITH November 21, 2010
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Get the Justie mug.1) To make an untrue statement, circumstance and/or falsified situation with the intent to deceive.
2) To create a false or misleading impresssion of a group and/or community.
2) To create a false or misleading impresssion of a group and/or community.
Gurl, stop Jussielyin’ and tell the truth. Ain’t nobody gonna believe that Jussielie.
She is the biggest Jussieliar in here.
She is the biggest Jussieliar in here.
by KSM4Life April 5, 2019
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A fraudulent claim of misfortune or personal tragedy to official authorities for the purpose of sympathy and/or personal gain.
Person 1: "The guy lied when he said he was the victim of a hate crime!"
Person 2: "Yup. He pulled a Jussie."
Person 2: "Yup. He pulled a Jussie."
by ScribeLight February 23, 2019
Get the Jussie mug.1. A lie that doesn't make sense to tell because you mistakenly think it will benefit you in some fashion.
2. This lie could also be one that doesn't make any sense when analyzed.
2. This lie could also be one that doesn't make any sense when analyzed.
"MAGA people attacked me because they recognized me from EMPIRE and knew that I'm black, gay man."
Wait, white MAGA supporters watch EMPIRE?
That's a Jussie Lie!
Wait, white MAGA supporters watch EMPIRE?
That's a Jussie Lie!
by Prof. Obvious February 23, 2019
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Person 2: Why not just jussie?
Person 1: I can't believe I fell for that publicity stunt.
Person 2: Dude, you've just been jussied.
Person 2: Why not just jussie?
Person 1: I can't believe I fell for that publicity stunt.
Person 2: Dude, you've just been jussied.
by galeontiger February 25, 2019
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