DEVINIHNAT&IANSMITH's definitions

Justie

A little person. You could insinuate that they are midgets but they may bite your ankles. They also tend to be poor at handling their spit when it is mixed with alcohol. You may think they are drooling but they likely will try to deny it by saying that it was just 'watery' puke. They also are known for propositioning people when intoxicated so always bring a dental dam when a Justie is around.

Devin: Yo dude this totally wack chick just asked to make out with me and then drooled all over herself!"

Ian: Oh! you've totally just met a Justie! Protect your ankles!"

by DEVINIHNAT&IANSMITH November 21, 2010