Skip to main content

Justin Timberlake 

The best Pop, R&B and rap singer ever! He might be a white rapper but he is certainly better than Eminem! He is good looking and the best singer ever! He is like as good as Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Emminem, 50 Cent, Nelly, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Simple Plan and loads of other really good singers! You go Justin!
Justin Timberlake by *duNNo* July 29, 2006
Justin Timberlake mug front
Get the Justin Timberlake mug.
See more merch

Justin Timberlake 

The hottest guy in music.
He wants me.
He's cheating on Cameron Diaz.
He has TONS of talent & his dance moves are amazing.
His voice is orgasmic.
mhmm
CHICK1 :YO, i think we should all rape Justin Timberlake.
CHICK2 :YEAH, he's hot, too bad he's inlove with MORAG.
CHICK1 :OHYEAH, lets back off.
Justin Timberlake by NOTMORAG September 8, 2008

Justin Timberlake 

Horny little kid still going through puberty.
After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.
Justin Timberlake by KingTT February 3, 2004

Justin timberlake 

Some snobby prick who all the girls think is "so cute" I dont get it. The guy looks like a fucken alien. especially with that gay bleached curly hair he used to have
Justin timberlake by AflacJack August 27, 2003

Justin Timberlake 

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
Justin Timberlake by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

justin timberlake 

taleneted singer who does not realize what is right on national TV...he's half of the reason why Super Bowl 38 will be remembered by all of us!
Dude, my respect for Justin went up when he performed in Super Bowl 38!

Justin Timberlake 

An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.
Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!