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Judith Elisa

The realest and nicest person in the whole universe!! She has the most unique smile ever. A intelligent girl who's there when you need her and is always modest and caring. She's so friendly and as soon as you talk to her you'll think she,s the most perfect person in the world. She's an awesome person to be with. Just become very close friends with her and she will ease up and be herself around you. But once she's comfortable around you she's one crazy girl ;)
She's a very beautiful girl that doesn't understand what she truly is. She's like a Pink Star among other NORMAL stones. She is pure, honest and a very open yet secretive person at the same time. She is truly a great human being.
I wish I could be a Judith Elisa in my next life.
by Oree Anne November 17, 2019
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Jupitorial

adjective

1. Massive (pertaining specifically to the male anatomy)
2. Smoking hot (colloquial usage)
The senator’s jupitorial protuberance strained the zipper of his khaki pants.
by BerniexTom January 4, 2022
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Judith

Hebrew: "Praised." Daring and beautiful. Courted by many.
See the Book of Judith
by Historian in CA February 4, 2010
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jupiter

adj: Large or incredibly awesome. The best.
Eric: I had us tickets to a Van Halen show but they were stolen.

Shane: Jupiter! I love Van Halen I can't wait!
by et87 April 25, 2009
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judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrate's the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.
that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.
by mrsq July 22, 2009
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Church of Jupiter

A religion based on the idea that Jupiter is an omniscient God.
The Church of Jupiter was created by a group of random kids just so that they could show how easy it is to make a religion. Dang.
by TheChurchofJupiter June 30, 2020
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jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.
The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.
by tholts November 12, 2013
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