Junkle

n. Crotch covered in pubic hair

Don't mess with the Zohan, he has an extra large junkle.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 26, 2010

junket

Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.

I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

junglette

female junglist. often seen with a spliff and a blck or white kangol hat.
or a female fan of jungle

that weird girl in my law class

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

Junket

Plural of #criddler when pack wielding or bike riding tweekers unconsciously aggregate together; usually forming small temporary groups around free resources such as soup kitchens, neighborhoods with many cans and bottle which can be collected and deposited or public spaces with unsupervised restrooms and showers

A junket came down the street last night and got all the bottles before the recycling truck; look, there's still one counting on the corner.

by Hyper ion September 4, 2017

Junknet

n. Slang

1: the internet 2: any internet content that is an utter waste of one's time or potential productivity -- reminiscent of the 'boob tube' or 'junk food'; used with 'the'

Get off the junknet now and do some work!

I spent all morning on the junknet just checking status updates and watching funny animal videos.

Oh no! I forgot to feed the baby because I was on the junknet!

by eroombob October 14, 2009

Junket Trumpet

Yet another name for an erect penis

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet

by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

janklet

A janklet is a janky anklet, usually featuring trash or random crap that can be configured into an anklet. Usually janklets give you tetnis, and there are no refunds. Go follow janklet on Instagram!

I got this new janklet that a bum sold me under the over pass! It’s worked out great! Only half of my body is paralyzed! Hopefully I’ll make it through tomorrow without the janklet infection spreading to the rest of my body...

by Dr duff February 2, 2021