call the judge and get some fudge

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.

Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

by maagik January 13, 2019

Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.

Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"

by Potato Sack June 12, 2009

Chug-Jugged

Being Chug-Jugged is like rickroll, but the song used is "Chug Jug with you"
My friend made this up so I wanted to make it famous lol 😅😄😄

Friend 1: *plays the chug jug song*
Friend 2: ???
Friend 1: YOU JUST GOT CHUG-JUGGED BUDDY!
Friend 2: Jokes on you I love that song >:

by Dibidibidis my name is Shie! March 16, 2021

bad judgement

when you choose something bad. it's not too smart. and it will nip you right in the bud.

why didn't i study for my chem test? i got a fifty. now there is some bad judgement.

by Emily T. June 11, 2007

Judge Dredd

Lawman of the future, a 22nd century judge, jury and executioner from the pages of the British comic 2000AD.

Dredd is the most famous and feared of the Judges in Mega City One, and is considered hard but fair. Has saved the world numerous times in the comics.

Recently had a video game, Dredd Vs Death, and was played in a 1995 movie by Sylvester Stallone.

"You'll never take me alive, Dredd!"

by The Lone Magpie April 8, 2005

Judge Judy

Satan's annoying little sister.

Satan kicked Judge Judy out of hell because she was too much of a bitch.

by Jyles November 12, 2003

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021