Milford Junction

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013

tuxedo junction

The skin between your nuts and hole.

I fell off the bike and hit my tuxedo junction on the bar.

by Mr. Schmidikas August 13, 2008

molasses junction

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

Essex Junction

a totally ballerific town/village/??? in vermont.
everyone there is pretty much amazing.

P1: Dude, that kid is so awesome!
P2: Yeah, he must be from Essex Junction.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM802 July 18, 2009

Jerk-Off-Junction

An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.

we are entering Jerk-Off-junction, watch for porn shops.

by head laceration July 15, 2010

vagina junction

whats your function: takin in sperm and spittin out babies

vagina junction has a give-take relationship

by Burnski April 11, 2008