jughead

Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.

My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.

by Mike June 19, 2003

jughead

A foolish or stupid person (Jay Scott)

"Wow Jay Scott is such a jughead!" "Yeah that guy's head is full of water."

by sloof_kissy April 16, 2019

Jughead

Heroin addict

"That f**kin jughead has been passed out in my living room for days. He's only woken up to raid my fridge."

by oregoner April 13, 2013

jughead jones

a shit person who is super overhyped. Everyone thinks he’s a cool loner bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks when in reality he’s just laughable

“oh man, that guy is so a jughead jones”
“thank god we don’t have any vsco girls to be obsessed with him at this school”

by ilybv August 13, 2019

Jughead Jones

An egotistical nonce

That proper jughead Jones behavior

by Snarttt July 7, 2020

Jughead

A wild or stubborn horse. Also, a derogatory term for any standardbred horse commonly run in harness races.

Jay: That jughead trotter was parked on the outside and never had a change at the wire
Bill: You're the only jughead at the track. Betting $2 on that horse to show. Sheesh!

by wch-meister December 28, 2017

jughead

Someone that doesn't pay attention

Do you know that your friend is jughead, always screwing things up

by urdaman March 20, 2019