The Jude

An elderly woman who frequents bingo halls and casinos. Generally she has a large booty and a small head. She's usually a new yorker because she loves 4 distinct seasons. She needs to clear her throat constantly making weird sounds and if you have a dumb idea will she will look at you and say "whaaaaaoh"

Like The Jude, I too have a gambling problem

by Paczki12 October 29, 2020

Judenfreude

pleasure derived from the misfortunes of Jews.

I punched Moshe in the face. Judenfreude.

by juden1982 July 13, 2010

Jude

Me

I am Jude.

by Jude1234567890 December 5, 2021

Hey Jude

A mighty big hit for the Beatles, it went to #1 on both sides of the Atlantic. It spent a record number of weeks on top of America's Billboard, a record that was equaled by "Every Breath You Take" by The Police. A classic.

1. When I was in military recruit training ("boot camp") I was assigned to Junior Officer Of the Deck (JOOD) watchstanding security duty. I wore a yellow armband on my left shirt sleeve that said "JOOD". Every hour I'd tour the building to ensure that all was "secure". I entered my company's barrack room and one of my fellow company mates was standing next to a bunk singing "Hey JOOD. Don't be afraid. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember...". When I got to a compartment on the third floor a recruit shouted, "Hey look, fellas! It's the JOOD!" The whole company broke into singing "Hey Jude" (Hey JOOD, get it?). When I was back on the Quarterdeck on the first floor, you could hear the singing continuing on: ... bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, yeaaaaah! Da da da da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, hey, Jude!...". Recruit training isn't much fun for anyone, but this was pretty amusing.

2. I saw Sir Paul McCartney on Saturday Night Live on TV perform "Hey Jude". People in the audience screamed their heads off. One time when Paul was singing the vocals for this song in the studio (or maybe during a Beatles TV performance) he screamed so intensely he passed out. He didn't konk out when performing on SNL that night.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

Judah

Judah: an amazing, adorable guy. He is hard to describe and many girls want him. He'll make you swoon just looking at him. He's really sweet and has a great sense of humor. Even though he may be kind of sad or shy most of the time, a Judah is a great guy that you'll keep falling in love with over and over.

girl 1: oh my god do i look okay? judah's coming over here
girl 2: wow, don't tell me you're into judah again, it's been three times since you've fallen in love with him.

by _clairvoyance_ June 10, 2011

Jude

A extremely Nice Guy who even if he’s struggling with problems in his life will make sure his friends aren’t feeling down. He is extremely funny and at times can be a dork.

Thanks Jude

by Mollz January 8, 2020

jude the dude

jude the dude is an absolute dude and his only goal is to SMASH
In smash ultimate that is

Look at jude the dude, what a cuck

by b0nerman2000 February 13, 2019