jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

jocked

when you get messed up or fucked up in a situation.

ayy yo man that nigger just jocked yo shit up

by me and u May 22, 2008

nut jocked

to be rattled, triggered or surprised

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked

by joyce byers January 10, 2017

Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.

Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.

by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021

jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

Jove or Joved

Origan: Klingon
adjective: To amplify something or someone's greatness by 20000 fold
verb: To express an absolute victory, ownership, or leadership over something or someone

Joved you again, saucy boy!

This play perk is totally jove!

Matt Meyers is the most jove dude in the world

by Matt Meyers September 13, 2004

jaw jocked

The event of breaking someones jaw and continuing to beat there ass.

Dude just got jaw jocked.

by Quinton lee August 5, 2008