organic jousting

a little bit of man on man action

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by dave and the big green June 19, 2010

mushroom jousting

When two people mount onto fully erect men and have them charge at each other. Normally the first person to dismount, or if their ride softens is the looser.

Tom and Max were mushroom jousting on the beach.

by shaffinhime July 14, 2017

Gay Jousting

You and a Homie 69 trying to make the other person throw up. First one to barf is the loser/Gay. 👺

Yo homie wanna gay joust at my place tonight?

Aye I just won that Gay Jousting competition in Indiana.

Me and the homies were Gay Jousting yesterday and a load came out my nose.

by Koolman32 March 30, 2019

Snuggle Jousting

To repeatedly headbutt, or "bunt" with your cat in a back-and-forth manner.

My cat Picky Picky purrs and drools when we're snuggle jousting.

by 4ren6toxlab December 30, 2021

meat jousting

A measure of one's true spirit and merit, according to the old code.
The game is played by two men, charging at eachother with erect penises at the ready, making galloping sounds.
They clash mightily, as the onlookers cheer.
Should one fall, such as slipping on a puddle of precum, a point is scored.
Should both opponents fall, they are to honorably engage in a standing match of swordplay.

"M'Lord, it is considered bad play to engage in meat jousting on an unsuspecting opponent."

"Man, I'm bored. Let's do some meat jousting."

"No, Shannon Kilmer and Matt Isbell are unavailable right now, as they are currently enganged in an invigorating bout of meat jousing."

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004

nib jousting

the exciting and pleasurable art of two men jousting with their erect penis's. the loser of this raging battle is then obliged to bend over while the winner runs from distance and jousts up the losers anus.

the naughty knights loved nib jousting before bed with warm breast milk and cookies.

by Capitani Pedro August 10, 2006

Office Jousting

1) A contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom.

Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.

Office Jousting - Settling office disputes medieval ways

by Asian Sensation 123 September 14, 2011