jourdan

to lick cockroaches in a circular motion and then stick them on your nipples

to please my girl, i totally pulled a jourdan

by DryBabers222 February 4, 2009

Jordana

my bugga boo swampy wampy shorty poopoo head, I love him 😞😞😋😋🤪
-this is not a joke.

Omg look that’s my Jordana bugga boo!!

by Jana041709_020508 September 24, 2021

Jourdan

Jourdan is an amazing girl. Very intellectual and empathetic. Sometimes too empathetic. She is known as a shield. She Will defend those she loves to all her limits. She’s a jack of all trades. Good at everything but a master of none. (So she will say) Also, Jourdans do not fart for some whatever reason. It’s not possible. Do they even poop? She’s very small and bite sized. Usually 5’4. But jourdans range in all size to even plus size.

Drop your pants and show that jourdan

by El Foozie November 24, 2021

Jourdan

Jourdan is a beautiful person. Inside and out. She has a beautiful aura. I hope everyone gets a chance to experience her at least once.

Beautiful jourdan LJ you remind me of Jason’s lyric.

by Orians belt September 18, 2022

grass eater jordana

teh graze eater jordana iz a grazz eater who eats its grazz in the uk and stealz jojo siwa b0wz frum tacoman. dey also eat grazz az a grazz taco while playing block game all day and den yelling at teh compooper in result teh compooper iz thrown into 69land where itz eaten, dey can b very scary balkanz edating egurlz. if u c a jordana then STOP, get sum halp.

grass eater jordana playing wif mineplex balkanz

by idkw0tmanameshouldb November 12, 2019

jourdane

A lying jerk who tells girls he loves them but dont give a shit about them who just wants pussy and cant get any cause hes a ugly asshole from new york.

Jourdane is a bitch.

by Nickyboo February 18, 2005

dirty jourdan

A Dirty Jourdan Is when a man likes to eat a girls ass, but his dick game is not well enough to get it up.

He started with some ass play and ended up a dirty Jourdan.

by Secretsum April 14, 2020