A very amazing, sweet, kind, attractive and beautiful girl! Any guy would be lucky to get a girl named Johannah!
Person 1: Hey bro I got a girlfriend last night!
Person 2: For real? What's her name?
Person 1: Johannah!
Person 2: Man I bet she's a beauty!
Person 1: Yeah she is!
Person 2: For real? What's her name?
Person 1: Johannah!
Person 2: Man I bet she's a beauty!
Person 1: Yeah she is!
by Adrienb99 September 18, 2015
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Person 2: nah cheif
Person 1: fuckin johan like Jesus fuck just watch the anime fuckin horrifying motherfucker
Person 2: nah cheif
Person 1: fuckin johan like Jesus fuck just watch the anime fuckin horrifying motherfucker
by Yaboi_J June 25, 2021
Get the johan liebert mug.Joehanus A Banks is a mythical legend often spotted in the hillsides of Jammaa Town Ship. Her that remains nameless, has had not only Joehanus, but many other siblings including Chlorinis, Jamal, Buttholia, Buttcheackia, Buttanula, Sacagamima, and Sacagamanis. She is also a distant relative to Queen Sherrie The Great Of The Skinny Legend Council, and is 10th in line for the throne right under the well known skinny legend named Raini Rodriguez. Joehanus has also won various awards including 7 Grammys, 789 kids choice awards, 89 Emmys, 5 Oscars, 78962 Nobel Prizes, And 1 Tony Award.
by bussylicker647 May 5, 2021
Get the Joehanus Banks mug.She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).
Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.
by Wannah August 17, 2021
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The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.
Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
by 1234supp June 12, 2013
Get the johanphobia mug.Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.
by kaylacranny May 22, 2019
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