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joshify

verb. \ˈjäsh- tə- fī\

1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.

2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.

3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."

Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."

Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"

Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
by chembabe87 May 21, 2011
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joeshit

JOE- "Yeah my dad has keys to the milton keynes bowl"
(PAT AND BEN SLOWLY TURN AND GLAZE AT EACHOTHER......PAT AND BEN AT THE SAME TIME SAY)

PAT&BEN- "What a bunch of joeshit!"
(THEY BOTH LAUGH!)
by ben tandoh May 6, 2008
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Joshism

1. noun.
A word or phrase that is not colloquial language. Examples include the following: Guyganchuous, Hugeons, Most Kosh, Ricky Tic, Cheap Charlie, Jimmy-Jammy, Dunky-Dunk, Thub Nars and Nub Nuggets, Duka-Duka, Doody-Doo’s, Man-Package, My silk boxers rubbing against Jimmy-Joe, Nook-a-Nozzie, I will pee on his leg, I may be going to a naughty-naughty place, Dad-gom Dangerous, Dees, Doughts, Dessims, Dizzims, Dwims, Dwems, That thingy, Thing a ma giggy, Doo Hickie, Hootie Hoo, She has a nice pooper.

2. noun.
Words or phrases from urban dictionary used as colloquial language.
You do not understand, because he used another Joshism.
by James Bond SOON SOON KEY June 22, 2008
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joshtin

the rumoured homosexual relationship between Joshua (JC) Chasez and Justin Timberlake of *NSYNC fame. Joshtin comes from the first names of both men.
L: so what do you think about all that slash stuff on the net?
M: it's cool, real sexy, especially joshtin
by magz April 24, 2005
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Joshita

elegant, sophisticated, and stylish in appearance and behavior. When people hear the name Joshita, they perceive you as someone who is pleasing, stylish, diplomatic, gentle, and graceful. People want to get close to you because you project a comfortable and unthreatening posture.
1. Woahh look how joshita is looking
2. Omg yeahh ;)
by Ashrita November 22, 2021
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joshifer smut

Joshifer (jennifer lawrence and josh hutcherson) sex and by all the fanfiction I read it's pretty fucking hot
Holy shit that joshifer smut fanfiction I read was really hot
by thg_is_everything March 27, 2015
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joshiah

The most sweetest boy to grace this Earth with his presence! He's full of love, kindness, and complete wisedom of all things cute and cuddly!! (much like a baby version of him) He's strong and determined at everything and anything that comes in his path. Any living creature or mammal for that matter are lucky to meet him and shouldn't ever be negative towards him for he has the will power of a powerful God and is an intense force to be reckoned with.
That man is one amazing Joshiah
by ¥Unicorn|Miki|NorCal|707¥ September 26, 2021
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