A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
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1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.
2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.
3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.
2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.
3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."
Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."
Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"
Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."
Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"
Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
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A word or phrase that is not colloquial language. Examples include the following: Guyganchuous, Hugeons, Most Kosh, Ricky Tic, Cheap Charlie, Jimmy-Jammy, Dunky-Dunk, Thub Nars and Nub Nuggets, Duka-Duka, Doody-Doo’s, Man-Package, My silk boxers rubbing against Jimmy-Joe, Nook-a-Nozzie, I will pee on his leg, I may be going to a naughty-naughty place, Dad-gom Dangerous, Dees, Doughts, Dessims, Dizzims, Dwims, Dwems, That thingy, Thing a ma giggy, Doo Hickie, Hootie Hoo, She has a nice pooper.
2. noun.
Words or phrases from urban dictionary used as colloquial language.
A word or phrase that is not colloquial language. Examples include the following: Guyganchuous, Hugeons, Most Kosh, Ricky Tic, Cheap Charlie, Jimmy-Jammy, Dunky-Dunk, Thub Nars and Nub Nuggets, Duka-Duka, Doody-Doo’s, Man-Package, My silk boxers rubbing against Jimmy-Joe, Nook-a-Nozzie, I will pee on his leg, I may be going to a naughty-naughty place, Dad-gom Dangerous, Dees, Doughts, Dessims, Dizzims, Dwims, Dwems, That thingy, Thing a ma giggy, Doo Hickie, Hootie Hoo, She has a nice pooper.
2. noun.
Words or phrases from urban dictionary used as colloquial language.
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