Josephine

a chaotic and permanently stressed entity but also the loveliest most terrific being alive

abi: i’m so lucky my gf is a josephine

james: damn you’re right i wish i was dating a josephine

by plough the hoe, then time 2 go April 16, 2019

Josephine

The sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone should bow down to her sassiness. She speaks the truth that every peasant is too afraid to say. Those who are friends with Josephine are the coolest because they're awesome enough to be friends with the sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone else is a peasant.

Bitch 1: OMG Josephine is SO MEAN.
Bitch 2: OMG I KNOW.
Awesome friend of Josephine: She is the SASSIEST SASS QUEEN TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH. Get it RIGHT.

by lalalalala1234 May 19, 2014

Josephine

The most amazing girl in the world.
Not only amazing, but: beautiful, hot, sexy, funny, cool, fun to hang out with, trust worthy, a complete turn on, and just so love-able

Without her the world would a place not worth living.

She will love you forever no matter what.

(Boy): !!! there goes Josephine!
(Boy2): Oh my god! she is soo hot!!
(Boy): i just wanna eat her up!
(Boy3): .....
(Boy2): umm.. Boy 3?
(Boy3): ...What?
(Boy2): are u masturbating under the table?
(Boy3): god damn it...

by ~Zucchini~ December 3, 2010

The Josephine Teo

Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.

Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.

As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.

by theminoritydude October 11, 2016

Josephi Krakowski

Some stupid polish guy

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape

by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018

Josephine

She is hot sexy and alway cute she normally has brown curly and wavy hair and has a bubbly fun personality whoever gets her as a friend is lucky

#hot #sexy #jojo #josephine

by Luckygirlxxx February 25, 2017

Josephine

Someone who gives off a Leo zodiac sign energy. She can't imagine living life without the arts, Taylor Swift's music, books, and social media. Among her circle she's the expert at taking selfies. She will feel empowered after listening to black women's music. One of the prettiest and smartest girls. Also extremely loves reading books no matter the circumstances. She claims herself to have a good taste in everything.

"That girl looks high-class, she must be a Josephine."

by orangeskai September 5, 2021