Jambon Jovis

The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.

“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”

by Nayyyyyy! September 4, 2021

Joey Jordison

Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

Stay Sic!

Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!

by Lindroos April 17, 2008

Jarvis

Jarvis, means someone, who can sock it to you if you piss them off. Jarvis' are usually very attractive, and know how to please you. Watch out for a Jarvis, because they are total chick magnets.

Also can mean an attractive guy, or one with swagg.

He is a jarvis. He has mad jarvis.

by SwaggaSoStupid May 25, 2011

Joris

Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.

"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"

by SolidS January 29, 2009

Jorvik

1. The Viking name given of what is now York, after it was captured by Danish raiders in 866. The name Jorvik was also used for the surrounding area (mainly what is now Yorkshire) and was known as the Kingdom of Jorvik. The Viking presence is still felt today in Yorkshire, as shown in the local accents, culture, placenames and in various places of interest in the Yorkshire area.

2. A 'Jorvik' is a Yorkshireman who is praised for his courage and strong morals.

1. "Let us raid in the name of Jorvik!"

2. "X is a man of Iron - a proper Jorvik!"

by Jorvik Raider August 19, 2008

Joris

Dude with a big dong, hella chill, a real lad, has hella vibes, can chug a Liter beer easily

Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris

by NotASpamMail August 9, 2020

Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.

Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?

by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018