no jordans

A phrase used to address someone who makes excuses for not going places.

A: Hey, you wanna come over?

B: Nah, I can't, I'm too tired...

A: No jordans!

by Official-Notary: Nite March 25, 2009

jordanian

both the men and woman are beautiful people. unlike the lebanise, jordanians are not conceited, yet strut their stuff in a tasteful matter.
men-they do not dwell on their looks and atributes such as their penis because they know how big it is.
woman-they cover their large boobs enough to say they are not slutty and show off their perfect asses just enough.

Diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to Jordanian girls.

The Jordanian boy in my class is one hottie!

by d to the damn fly! January 3, 2005

Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.

Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.

by Perry April 7, 2004

jordans mom

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"

by the vesh December 29, 2007

jordynistic

When someone likes thunderstorms because they help that person fall asleep better. The rhythmic beating of the rain drops and the deep sound of far off thunder and lightning briefly but brilliantly illuminating the room combine for blissful sleep.

"Hey, you know that girl Jordyn?"
"Which one"
"The cute one with the dark hair and the voice and all those freckles?"
"Oh yeah, she is cute bro. What about her?"
"She was telling me last night how she loves the rain and then it rained that night, and I slept better."
"Weird, man. You're getting so jordynistic"

by RKsun May 4, 2009

Jordansexual

A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.

"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."

by MichaelJordanTheGoatLOL May 17, 2017

chestnut jordans

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

by Smellllllly December 14, 2008