Jonte

Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"

"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)

by Windermere Weapons March 20, 2023

Jont

Having gay relations with a grapefruit. A gay grape fruit

Look at that Jont it’s so fucking sexy

by Blhu November 27, 2019

Jonte

A jonte is a wank stain with a cake faced mother. He is a loser and aspires to be a basketball player but in reality is terrible. He often appears to have crooked teeth and look like a donkey. He also has severe undiagnosed scoliosis and gun shots wounds in his face. His father also fails to support his family and is on the fence deciding to run away. Jonte overall is a loser and should commit death.

also Jonte if you're reading this don't beat me up

Nigel: Have you heard about Jonte.
Dinith: Whatta loser.

by IhateNigels July 27, 2022

Jonte Smith

The best at anything they ever do

Jonte smith is so good at football

by Matthewwantdon November 22, 2021

jonte

a sexy awesome person who actually gives a fuck about life when needed. jonte is tall slim handsome person and generally speaking is one of the more cuter boys in his family . also girls in his family fall head over heels by his cuteness

jonte- a good looking boy

by keilani.C February 28, 2021

jonte

Jonte is a very sexy person who live in Sweden. He have a crush who her first letter is E. Jonte is angry some days and happy some days. Do you like a strong person? Jonte is perfekt for you!

Have you seen Jonte? He is very sexy!

by Sarrios January 25, 2017

Jonte

Jonte & friends are just victim's.

Jonte & friends are victim's of violence.

by Dethrix Drakath. November 22, 2023